How to make fruit salad soup...
1)get a sofa
2)get a bowl
3) buy cooking oil
4)get a watermelon
5)get a pineapple
6)get an apple
7)get an orange
8)get 7 bananas
9)hammer the bananas into the watermelon with the pineapple
10)eat the apple
11)use the couch and crush the orange
12)put the orange juice and banana watermelon mix in the bowl
13)pour 200 ml of cooking oil in the bowl
14)place your feet in the bowl for 20 min
15)fry the horrible mixture
16)put your cellphone in the mixture
17)learn spanish
18)put your head in the bowl for 10 min
19)boil the mixture with 300ml soya sauce
20)drink it

WARNING: you may have severe stomach problems, severe brain tumors and even result in death!!!

by ur chef: bawb